KEG! I'd tap that keg...
So yeah, big reveal here - I like beer. I know right!? I even make my own sometimes!
Great, but why are you telling me this?
Well, I thought we could, like you know, hang out sometime, maybe?!?!
No, well yes, but I'm oversharing about beer because in addition to making beer I also like making my own tap handles to dispense said Adult Malt Soda.
OK, with that out of the way now I can share a fun tap handle I've rocked on my taps for quite awhile. The Hoochie Handle! The bestest way to dispense some cold Hooch from your favorite brewery! Want your own? Good news, I made a new one this week! Your hooch needs can be scratched here in my shop https://www.makerneer.com/product-page/hoochie-handle
Currently I've got this handle tapping a batch of session IPA. What are you all drinking right now?
Alright, I'll close with a bad joke:
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “how much for a beer?”
The bartender replies, “for you? No charge!”